video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
video game: Here’s an empty circular room with no enemies in it.
me: MOMMA I DON’T WANNA DIE
Here’s a new thing that I want: the Pixel waffle maker.
As you can see, you poke whatever pixels you like in or out in this blue silicon tray, before cooking waffles on it (it fits into its own custom waffle maker). Looks tasty.